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January 1st, 2010

Memery

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Okay, so I was supposed to do this meme a few months ago, but I kept procrastinating. But now it's 2010 and I'm drunk, so hell, with Excel Saga on in the background, some Devin Townsend playing on Youtube, a cat on my lap and some drink in mah belly, I feel like doing this shit right now.



- Leave me a comment saying "Resistance is Futile."
- I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity
- Update your journal with the answers to the questions
- Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions

My questions from[info]alice_weatherby

1. You can choose your method of dying and the place in which you will die. Where would you like to die and how?

All I can think of is that one Monty Python sketch with the guy who chooses to die by being chased off a cliff by topless chicks in crash helmets.

Anyway, I guess I'd like to die in a hospital bed surrounded by friends. If it was a particular painful death I'd like it to happen under anesthetic. Yes, I haven't really thought about this and I'm not terribly imaginative.

2. Would you rather be incredibly attractive or incredibly wise?

Wise. I've never felt like my rugged good looks have gotten me much in life (well, an awesome girlfriend, but besides that) whereas maybe if I was wiser the rest of my life wouldn't be in so much hell right now.

3. If you could have any job you wanted, what would you choose?

Videogame scenario writer. It sounds lame, but I'd love to do this. I like coming up with lame stories, and trying to do so while keeping in mind that something ultimately has to be a fun gaming experience (I sometimes feel like game developers such as Hideo Kojima forget about this part) seems like a fun challenge to the job.

4. What experience has most changed your outlook on life?

Probably reading Richard Dawkin's The Selfish Gene. I generally roll with the punches when it comes to life, and not a lot of things have really changed my perspective, except in minute ways that build on each other gradually, but that book pretty much showed me that really complicated things like the life can be explained with fairly simple natural processes, and as a result I  began to see no reason to believe in God, which got me to thinking that ultimately the meaning of life is whatever we make of it, and other such shit.

5. If you could have sex with any character from any book, movie, game, or tv show, which would you choose?

Is it cheating if I just say any character played by Zooey Deschanel? Yes? In that case Batman. Think of all the awesome things he must have in his utility belt!



Aaaand my questions from [info]gr0tesque

1. if you could meet any one person, dead or alive, who would it be?

Douglas Adams, I think. He was a rational thinker, a really funny guy, an excellent writer when he was on form (I'm not a big Hitchhiker's fan, but holy shit is Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency an awesome book), and to top it all off he was intimidatingly tall.

2. if the world were going to end tomorrow, what would you want to do before then?

Get some vodka. But that's probably the alcohol talking.

3. what's the best dream you've ever had?

This one time I had a lucid dream. I was half asleep and in the dream I was in a train station or something, and I didn't have complete control over myself, but every time I tried to move I moved the scenery around me instead, which was both annoying and awesome. I also had Deadwing in head (from the album of the same name by Porcupine Tree - you should totallyy listen to it, and then listen to Arriving Somewhere But Not Here).

I also had that dream I mentioned in my last journal, but screw that. Lucid dreaming is better.

4. what one thing do you most want to accomplish in your life?

Oh god, you had to get revenge for that, didn't you? Okay, I'd have to say getting a novel published. I've wanted to write for something like the last ten years. These days I'm not as bothered about becoming a career author - I've come to terms with the fact thatit's basically impossible to accomplish, and I just don't have the discipline to do it. But getting one book published would mean the world to me.

5. what's your favorite memory from your childhood?

I honestly cannot think of anything right now. What an awesome way to ring in the new year. "Hey, the past was boring! Let's make this shit count now!"

October 23rd, 2009

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me
I had a fucking awesome dream this morning.

PC Selby from Postman Pat was investigating the theft of a sign from the police station. As the minutes went on and the investigation went nowhere, he became increasingly bitter at the breakdown of law and order in our society, until in the end he was driven to suicide.

If I can spin this out to 50,000 words, I think I've got myself a NaNoWriMo entry. Add in some noiresque hard-boiled narration, while in the background other Postman Pat regulars act their usual cheery selves, and I'll surely bag a Booker.

In the dream this was the plot of a videogame written by Alan Moore, so I'll know who to dedicate the novel to.

September 22nd, 2009

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mgs
I'm just about drunk about that this is hilarious.

July 2nd, 2009

It's not easy being green

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fclub
I was never too happy with my old journal style, which was always intended to be a temporary thing anyway, so I'm trying out a new one for a while. What do you think? I quite like the layout here, but god damn is it green. I'll have to fix that when I have time. I'm thinking a calming blue, but I'm open to suggestions.

June 29th, 2009

Epic troll is epic

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This guy is my new hero.



I hope you find her, Adam!

June 27th, 2009

Emerald_Melios
Posted 6/27/2009 3:55:42 AM

Which LoZ pairing do you like best? Understandably, Link has many choices but not be biased......

(snip long list of pairings)


FintinOBrien
Posted 6/27/2009 3:57:25 AM

Careful. You included Link and Agitha there. It is morally wrong to so much as imagine such a pairing, even between fictional characters.

Srsly.


Professor_Hojo
Posted 6/27/2009 3:58:27 AM

Indeed. Think of the fictional children!

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So... I'm going to hell

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freespeech
Just posted this on GameFAX.

So, the hottest underage girl thread got deleted. (For the record, Medli won.)

New poll! Was the moderation just?

Offensive Material

Users may not transmit or encourage others to transmit material or links to material considered patently offensive in nature. This includes, but is not limited to using vulgar, profane, or sexually explicit language; using race, religion, sexual orientation, culture, ethnicity, disability, nationality, or gender as a means of insult; using threatening, harassing, defamatory, hate-speech, or libelous language; and posting, requesting, linking to, or otherwise sharing material considered pornographic, obscene, graphic, or hate speech. Failing to abide by a warning that material or terms are offensive or prohibited is a violation.

I did none of these things. I simply asked people to vote on which young girl was the most attractive.


Jokes or humor about rape or incest are generally considered patently offensive.

Nope. Neither rape nor incest entered into it.


Several other words and terms are flagged by the site censor when a message is posted, and users are clearly warned about the connotation and use of these words on the site. Failing to abide by the warning presented is a clear violation.

That's cool. Didn't happen this time, so I can't have been modded for this reason.


Links to sites with content that violates these terms are not permitted. Warning users about offensive content in a link does not grant permission to post that link.

Every link was to official art, none of which offended those terms.


Links to images or sites displaying images with nudity, near-nudity (i.e. see-through clothing, very skimpy coverings), or depictions of such are not permitted.

Nope.


Images or descriptions of sexual acts, genetalia, or clearly graphic material (shock images, defecation) are considered offensive as well.

Sex was never brought up.


Using the word "rape" as a synonym for "owned", "destroyed", "decimated", etc is considered inappropriate.

I shudder at the thought.

Welp, I don't seem to have violated any of the terms so far. Must be something lower down the list.

Wait.

Huh. Seems that all there is. Weird, huh? It's almost as if the thread was deleted just for posting a poll about fictional characters. Wow, it's almost like we live in a world where people who are sexually attracted to minors are treated as monsters regardless of whether or not they act on those desires in a way that actually violates real children.

Nah.
 
I'm so getting banned.



EDIT: Awesome how I managed to completely miss the part where it said offensive material includes but is not limited to etc, etc. Oh well. Can't win 'em all.

June 26th, 2009

GameFAX adventures

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ganon
I've been spending far too much time on the Zelda Wii board on GameFAQs lately.

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June 22nd, 2009

Sea kitten sticks

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python
This is technically old news, but I've only just become aware of it by following tags on [info]alice_weatherby's journal. PETA, in a characteristic display of common sense, are campaigning to have fish renamed sea kittens.

"People don't seem to like fish. They're slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you're swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by.

Of course, if you look at it another way, what all this really means is that fish need to fire their PR guy—stat. Whoever was in charge of creating a positive image for fish needs to go right back to working on the Britney Spears account and leave our scaly little friends alone. You've done enough damage, buddy. We've got it from here. And we're going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it's time for a serious image makeover. And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?"
 

It probably doesn't help matters that I keep misreading sea kitten as sex kitten, which in light of this whole fish situation makes me think of this


when I should be thinking of this

Why should I care about the plight of sea kittens fish, anyway? We all know God hates 'em. Besides, they taste of deliciousness.

What's next, PETA? Gonna call flies air puppies?

June 12th, 2009

What a healthy fantasy life

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khaaan
I just realised I haven't posted in a while, and as I've been in a very Star Trekky mood for the past few weeks I feel like spamming this post with videos. Huzzah?



And now the continuation... )
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May 22nd, 2009

My version is better

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fclub
I mentioned in a previous post that I made a parody of Final Fantasy VII Advent Children a few years ago. Long story short, that movie sucked and I decided to go a more productive route than bawing about it on the internet. Anyway, last time I linked to The Abridged Community, but I've since discovered that only members can watch videos there, so I figure I may as well embed them all here, including the three videos I included last time. And what the hell, I may as well post up the descriptions I used over at TAC. Here's the trailer, rest are behind a cut.

Two years after the events of the hit PlaySituation game Final Fantasy VII: Turbo Edition, the characters make an unwelcome return. When a trio of grey-haired emos appear from out of nowhere, its up to Cloud and his ridiculous hair to stop them. Go, over-the-top fight scene power!

It's an aggravatingly slow-paced comedy with hard-to-read subtitles.




I'm a knife, knifin' around... cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut )

May 19th, 2009

Spoccccck! Spoccccck!

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khaaan
Saw Star Trek the other day. Awesome, awesome movie. I had my doubts about it initially, but Abrams really came through.

Click for profit! )
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April 30th, 2009

They walk among us

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mgs
It seems some guy in Cincinnati has been dressing up like a bunny hare and fighting crime. In his own words, "I'm not doing this for publicity. I'm doing this for justice -- a justice long since forgotten."

Seems he's part of a crime-fighting team calling themselves the Allegiance of Heroes - Aclyptico, Wall Creeper, Master Legend - and he's tracked down a rapist with, um, Mr Extreme. Or maybe it's spelt X-Treeeem, I dunno.

Check out the World Superhero Registry for more info on these guys. The philosophy page is good for a quick laugh, and you can read up on the, ah, heroes here.

Yes, they have paranormal agents. And no archenemies, but it was nice that they took the time to tell us that on each individual profile. Oh wait, I tell a lie, one guy (in the "Knight Errant" category - Jesus Christ) apparently fights Omar Al-Bashir and Osama Bin Laden. Yeah, I guess Captain Pretentious already took out Saddam Hussein.

According to Shadowbunny's profile he's "stopped many evil doers...such as drug dealers, muggers, rapists, and crazy hobos with pipes." Godspeed.

Also, Black Arrow is kinda hot.



She protects the "United Kingdoms" though, so I'll have trouble finding her until I can narrow down which one. Curses!

April 26th, 2009

A few years ago I spent a long summer adding subtitles to a Japanese version of Final Fantasy VII Advent Children. This was because that movie sucked, I thought I could make it better with satire, and I had a lot of free time. I did have to battle against the awfulness that is Windows Movie Maker, which, aside from being slow enough that it could take me hours just to write two subtitles, would often completely freeze, usually resulting in me losing days of work, har dee fucking har har hyperbole.

Anyway, I've since broken this up into eleven ten-minute episodes and started uploading it to The Abridged Community, and it only just occurred to me to mention this here. So far I've got the trailer:
Cut from the future )

April 18th, 2009

Drink

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mgs
It ened to destory your ability to tupy coredtly.

April 14th, 2009

This is how I spend my time

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me
So I was waiting for a video to load on Youtube and noticed this ad next to the video.



I'm not entirely sure what the image on the righthand side has to do with what they're advertising to be honest. Are they implying a causal link between the two images? Or maybe the game induces orgasmic pleasure? But what really gets me was that this ad was staring me in the face for a few minutes before I noticed the problem. Agh! I've become inured to stupid ad logic!

March 26th, 2009

Suddenly, I'm thinking this game may be the best thing ever.



I'm hoping Ringo Starr will provide the voice of Ganondorf.

New DS Zelda announced

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ganon
You know, I always thought swords-and-sorcery style storytelling needed to get away from those boring sword-wielding adventurers and focus more on the noble train conductor.



Thanks, Nintendo.
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March 19th, 2009

Saw this on FerretBrain.

Ugly bugger.

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